I know that I just posted several funny things Jordan has said, but the last couple weeks have had too many gem statements to ignore.
"I can't wake up today, I guess I'll try again tomorrow..."
Sometimes he says things that just don't sound quite right:
"You're just my little pregnant girlfriend!"
You know in Home Alone when the mean uncle says "Look what you did you little jerk?"
Well whenever I mess up, Jordan would say that and I would get mad that he was calling me a jerk, so he changed it to:
"Look what you did you little...princess?"
Whenever I'm sad or I hurt myself he says in a little boy voice:
"Are you hurt-ed, Car-wee?"
We were packing for a camping trip and Jordan has a tendency to overpack. I heard him whisper to himself:
"Look at me condensing...good-bye socks!"
The other night, I just couldn't stop crying (the hormones must've gotten the best of me) and this is the little conversation we had:
Jordan: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: What do you think?
Jordan: (30 second pause) I....don't...know...
And last but not least, Jordan's favorite song to burst out goes like this:
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm AWESOME!"
hahaha, oh man, all of these are great. also, my jordan does the "look what you did ya little jerk" thing too!! crazy.
ReplyDeleteI must say these are some of my favorite posts of yours. Too funny.
ReplyDeletehaha I love this! My man says some pretty strange things too...Among them are:
ReplyDeleteWhile eating Chipotle for the 3rd time this week: "They must sprinkle cocaine on this stuff or something..."
And one of my favs is:
Ryan (talking to a group of our friends: "When we were in Florida we saw these pecans..."
Me: "You mean pelicans?"
Ryan: "No, pecans."
Me: "Honey, those are called pelicans..."
Ryan: "Well then what about Pecan Sam?"
Me: "You mean Tucan Sam...?"
haha love that our boys are so silly! You should make this a regular post!
i love that guy! He reminds me of mine!
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