Pillow Talk.

Carly: Isn't it kind of funny that Mom and Dad are our parents' names to us?
Jordan: Yeah, that is weird, like when you introduce a parent you say, "This is my mom." You don't say, "This is Patti." She's not Patti. She's Mom.
Carly: Exactly. Isn't it crazy that WE are Mom and Dad now?
Jordan: No. Scarlett is going to call me Chancellor... or MUFASA.
Carly: Dang. I forgot to brush my teeth, but I'm soooo comfortable. I wish there was a way to brush my teeth without getting out of bed.
Jordan: I wish I could send little miners in there to do the job.
Carly: Like little men to chisel away at plaque?
Jordan: Yeah.
Carly: I could get behind that. Just send them in every night before you go to bed and let them work all night.
Jordan: Oh no, it would only be for a few minutes before bed. I wouldn't want to accidentally bite or swallow them in my sleep. And what if they needed to leave? I wouldn't want them to have to smoke themselves out.
Carly: Oh my gosh, you are SO CUTE! I love you so much, Jordan.
Jordan: Oh my gosh, Carly. I had the most AMAZING gun in my dream last night.