I never thought I would ask...

Making this request goes against everything I believe in, but if you read this blog would you "follow" it? Just scroll to the tippity-top of the page and there is a blue bar and on the top left it says "Follow." If that isn't there, scroll to the very, very bottom of the page and there is a link that says "Join this Site." I only ask because people I didn't think remembered I existed have said they read it and several of my friends' moms have taken interest. I even found out that Jordan's grandmas read it, too. Look at me. Moms and grandmas. I have always gotten along better with people who are older than me (must be a youngest child thing...always trying to act older). In reality, there is something that makes me paranoid about not knowing who is out there, mostly because I'm afraid I will put my foot in my mouth like I did when I wrote a post about my asian roommate who was 15 years my senior, cooked onions in the middle of the night, and blow-dried (blew-dry?) her hair when it was already dry. Funny stuff. Turned into a mess though when I found out her English was better than she let on. I also have my own lingo that only certain audiences would understand (of the white, Mormon, twenty-something variety) and I don't know how much to explain. Point is, follow me if you're a regular. If you would like to remain anonymous, I won't be offended, and let's be honest, I won't even know. And here is what you are really here to see anyway.