Jordan's roommate shared with us that a chameleon can condense its tongue to 16% its size. When hearing this fascinating fact, Jordan said, "Man, I wish I had a tongue that could do that 'cause then I could lick the food during the prayer when no one is looking."
I was baffled that this is where his mind went. Of all things to think of. Then he retorted with "What? Haven't you ever wished that?"
I am proud to say I am marrying this man, even though he fantasizes about stealing food during prayers.
I can't wait to meet him.
ReplyDeleteAAAhhhhh....you have finally started to see the reality of being married to a .....boy. I guarantee Danny would have said something pretty much the same when we were first married, and then about ten years later it would have been something perverted.
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